{"id":1190,"date":"2008-05-02T21:22:44","date_gmt":"2008-05-03T02:22:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bronx-terminal.com\/?p=1190"},"modified":"2008-05-02T21:41:30","modified_gmt":"2008-05-03T02:41:30","slug":"sorry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bronx-terminal.com\/?p=1190","title":{"rendered":"Fill"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Three blonds were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were.<\/p>\n<p>The first blond said, ?I think they?re deer tracks!?<\/p>\n<p>The second blond said, ?I think they?re dog tracks!?<\/p>\n<p>The third blond said, ?Well, I think they?re cow tracks!?<\/p>\n<p>They were still arguing when the train hit them.<\/p>\n<p>Even though there is a &#8220;about the author&#8221; thing below this post, I didn&#8217;t write the joke above.  I can&#8217;t take any <strike>credit<\/strike> blame for it, other than copying it from somewhere else.  Pretty much sums up the entire internet.<\/p>\n<p>-T.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three blonds were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were. The first blond said, ?I think they?re deer tracks!? The second blond said, ?I think they?re dog tracks!? The third blond said, ?Well, I think they?re cow tracks!? They were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1190","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-front-page"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bronx-terminal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1190","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bronx-terminal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bronx-terminal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bronx-terminal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bronx-terminal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.bronx-terminal.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bronx-terminal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bronx-terminal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bronx-terminal.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}